Mila Kunis appeared on the ABC talk show to endorse her new movie, Third Person. According to E! News, Ashton Kutcher’s pregnant fiancée went on a scripted rant about future fathers who use the word “we” to describe their partner’s pregnancies.
“Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can’t have shots of tequila. We can’t have anything because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep,” Kunis said after greeting the audience and stating her name.
The 30-year-old actress passionately said the hilariously scripted outburst after Jimmy Kimmel “provoked” her in Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“My wife and I are pregnant,” Jimmy Kimmel said. “We are having a baby very soon as well.” Kunis narrowed her eyes and replied, “Oh, you both are having a baby? You and your wife are pregnant?”
“You’re not pregnant,” she said as a group of moms-to-be appeared beside her on stage. “We are.”
Reportedly, the “That ’70s Show” couple are expecting a baby girl later this year. Sources tell E! News that the pair will not get married until after Kunis gives birth.
“They’ve been focusing on prepping for the baby and the new house,” a source close to the couple told E!
According to Daily Mail, Kunis confirmed her pregnancy and engagement to Kutcher in an appearance on “Ellen” last month, saying she and the “Two and A Half Men” star were able to hide it “for a very long time.”