Mila Kunis Pregnant: Says Dads Can’t Say ‘We Are Pregnant,’ They Don’t Give Birth To A ‘Love Goblin;’ Will Wed Ashton Kutcher After Baby!

Mila Kunis, pregnant and angry, said Dads can’t say “we are pregnant.” The pregnant “Ted” actress made a “public service announcement” Tuesday June 10 on the “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” show.

It all started when Jimmy Kimmel, who is expecting a child with his wife Molly McNearney, told Kunis, “My wife and I are pregnant. We are having a baby very soon, as well.”

Kunis, who is pregnant with her first child with fiancé Ashton Kutcher, responded, “Oh, you’re both having a baby. “You and your wife are pregnant?” She then pulls out a microphone and begins a rant “for all you soon-to-be fathers.”

“Hello, I’m Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers,” she said in the pre-planned skit. “Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No … When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No.”

Kunis added, “It’s because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can’t have shots of tequila. We can’t have anything because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep.”

The “That ’70s Show” couple, who are reportedly expecting a baby girl later this year, will not get married until after Kunis gives birth, sources tell E! News.

Kutcher and Kunis are “not planning to get married before the baby is born” because “they have a lot going on right now.”

In May the “Jobs” actor and Kunis purchased a new mansion in Beverly Hills, which they plan to move into soon. “They’ve been focusing on prepping for the baby and the new house,” the source said.

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